Good Hemp Review

In the search for milk alternatives, I came across this stuff. Its called Good Hemp....

I normally drink Koko milk, which is the best one of the lot, its nice on cereal and does ok in tea or coffee. I did try the soya milk and that stuff is not nice, its nothing like milk and has a weird nutty like taste, its odd and does not go well with cereal, it overpowers everything. I also tried rice milk, this is the most boring of the lot, it looks like the water you get left with when you cook boiled rice, cloudy and dull, but its not as bad as soya milk.

Although none of the alternatives available are like milk its always nice to try new things. So I bought this stuff, Good Hemp made by a company that employs people who have zero ability in the taste bud department.
The package seems impressive, stating Natural Healthy Hemp, full of Omega 3 and is an alternative to milk and soya. If only that were true. This stuff happens to be the most disgusting I mean disgusting thing I have ever tasted in my life. I didn't notice a smell, but my god the taste was something else. The first and only time I tried this stuff was when I actually tried mixing it with some strawberry Nesquik, I put 3 desert spoons of the powder into a pint glass and then half filled the glass with this Good Hemp as a treat. How wrong was I.

I'm changing the famous phrase A moment on the lips, a lifetime on the hips to A moment on the lips, might give you the shits.

I couldn't taste the strawberry at all, I couldn't even taste the sugar, it was like drinking raw stagnant sewage water. This is the worst of the worst. It would be fine if you were one of the people who have no taste buds at all, but any normal person wouldn't dream of drinking this voluntarily as it is absolutely vile. I don't know how they dare call it alternative to milk or even use the word milk on the package, its just wrong on so many levels.

Who in their right minds thought, mmm this is nice, lets sell it. I wouldn't give this to my worst enemy. ITS DISGUSTING and its clearly not fit for human consumption.

Never again. You have been warned.